Three of my favorite people came over today. My brother, his beautiful wife, and my mom.
They came over bearing gifts, one of them being a beer I’ve really been wanting to try:
Boxer’s Watermelon Beer
Yep.. Watermelon :)
What the can looks like:
What the ummm beer looks like:
Ok. Honestly, I had visions that this beer would be lightly hinted at a sweet, crisp, watermelon flavor mixed with a light beer taste. Sadly, it simply wasn’t even Forkin’ close. Hear me whisper??? Not even close.
Instead, I was assaulted with a sickly sweet, pink, cough syrupy taste… One of those gross artificial watermelon flavors that they would use in cough syrup, and that would cover any hint of a beer memory (and it did).
Like a really gross, lame Cooler made with weak tasting beer.
You are looking to get utterly shitfaced/pie-eyed/frunk, on a pink colored beer, (and you will), because the alcohol content is 8.45%. YES… look AGAIN at the photo! 8.45%!!! Shotgun one of those bullets like a teenager at a bush party, and you’ll be feeling no pain in no time.
Someone should tell Lil’ Wayne I found a less judgemental alternative to his “Purple drank/Sizzurp”.
Based purely on alcohol content alone, I give Boxer Watermelon Beer